Do you remember your first kiss?

Do you remember your first kiss?
Do you remember your first kiss?

Thursday, 24 December 2009

One Great Big Muthafuckin' Debt!

I learnt this interesting fact from the internet today...

The current national debt of the USA is about 11 trillion dollars (can you picture how many zeros that is?? cause I certainly couldn't visualize it.. I had to sit there with my pen and go .. thousands.. millions.. billions.. wow... trillions).

Now...if you had gone into business on the 1st January year 1, and your business lost a million dollars a day, 365 days a year, it will take you until October 2737 to lose a trillion dollars.. just ONE trillion.. now the United States debt is 11 of those.

At the rate of losing a million dollars a day it would take until the year 32,369 to lose the 11 trillion dollars.

WOW... holy shit!!!!!!

from thanks for the info

Rather Awkward!

Current mood: amused
Category: Life
There is a website called, which, as well as publishing extremely awkward (and funny) photos of families posing together, also publishes the occasional awkward email message. I recommend that you check it out.

This is the best of them - I laughed so much, some tea dribbled out of my nose....

"When I was 10 years old, my parents took us on vacation to a water park. I told my dad I had to go to the toilet; he pointed to a building and let me go in by myself. When I got in, I noticed there were no urinals, and none of the stalls had toilets in them. Confused, I went into a stall anyway, pulled the curtain closed behind me, and did my business all over the floor. When I got out, we started walking away when another man with his son asked my dad if we knew of any toilet nearby. My dad pointed to the building that I had just exited. The man said, “No, that’s just a dressing room to change in and out of bathing suits.” My Dad said that was not true, as I had just used the toilet in there. The other man insisted and my father started to get angry, “Are you calling my son a liar?” My Dad told the man we would all go in together to prove my innocence. Despite my objections, the four of us went in and when my Dad whipped open the curtain to the first stall…


Wednesday, 23 December 2009

Fancy Dress Anyone!

I'm sure a number of you will be comtemplating a fancy dress outfit for a forthcoming Xmas party. Can I offer some suggestions?

Browsing through the internet this evening, I came across the following picture. Is this the most inappropriate fancy dress outfit ever?

hitler fancy dress

And is this worse?

This one don't win any prizes either. What's happened to Wonder Woman's tits? They seem to be heading south...

the hulk

But this one wins first prize as far as I'm concerned....

spider man fancy dress

Anyone have any good superhero fancy dress piccies?